Thought for the Day

I don't have too much to say about this, but I do think it's good advice. After all, you wouldn't want bad mojo spilling into the green beans...

Attention!! Big News!!!

The new issue of "Oily Boy" magazine is on newsstands now!

Note: Author of this blog is NOT responsible for any injuries incurred during the eventual stampede that will surely follow this post.

I Finally Got a Bohnenschneidemaschine!

After months, who am I kidding, years of waiting and praying, I finally have a Bohnenschneidemaschine! This particular Bohnenschneidemaschine was a gift from good friends of ours. And it's not just any Bohnenschneidemaschine, a Schulte Bohnenschneidemaschine. And if you know anything about Bohnenschneidemaschinen, you probably know that Schulte Bohnenschneidemaschinen are the best Bohnenschneidemaschinen that money can buy.

God, I love saying Bohnenschneidemaschine. It just rolls off the tongue! Bohnenschneidemaschine. Bohnenschneidemaschine. Bohnenschneidemaschine. Try it for yourself!

The Dangers of Hitchhiking

Just like your mother always told you; hitchhiking is dangerous, and potentially deadly. This little guy probably thought it would be a good idea to hitch a ride on the vine with a Better Bush tomato; Have a little fun, see the world. Little did he know he would be cut down in the prime of life, never to reach maturity.

Sorry to bring you all down with this cautionary tale, but I felt it needed to be told.

Latest Addiction

I've been putting this stuff on practically everything possible, and can see no end in sight. If I could put it on my Frosted Mini-Wheats, I would.

I'm actually salivating as I write this, that's how bad this addiction is...

(...but I'm sure I could stop if I wanted to)

Law & Order: SAU (Stuffed Animals Unit)

So there we were, just walking the dog on a pleasant summer evening when we saw it. It was horrible. It had been so disfigured we couldn't tell if it was an elephant or a bunny. Stuffing everywhere. So much stuffing...

It's Bad Enough to Lose...

...but to lose in TWO languages hurts twice as bad.

¡Maldito sea!

Artistic Statement of the Day II

I call it "Spider Web on a Bridge Somewhere Between Here and Kansas"