Shuttlecocks and Broken Guitars

...while that may sound like the title of a Hank Williams song (and it just might be; I'm not really all that familiar with his work), it's really just a partial list of things I've found in my lawn over the years. Other items include safety goggles, a 12-inch bread knife, circuit boards and an alligator tie tack — not to mention the obligatory soccer balls, gloves and miscellaneous garbage everybody ends up with. I would love to be one of those creepy neighborhood watch guys that have 24-hour surveillance videos of their properties so I could see the whole story behind these findings, but until I get old and nasty enough to be able to yell "Get off my lawn" to the neighborhood kids, I'll just have to settle for having these pictures to show you: